Take the Archetype Quiz
1. Your Sunday vibe is usually…
A. Ambitious meal prep and 12 tabs open
B. Long bath, existential dread, zero texts answered
C. Half a to-do list, half a cocktail, fully chaotic
D. Groceries, laundry, feelings, repeat
2. The current state of your Notes app:
A. Color-coded plans, project ideas, and 3 gratitude lists
B. One lonely list that just says “try again?”
C. Unhinged bursts of inspiration and abandoned grocery lists
D. A realistic combo of tasks, therapy thoughts, and memes
3. When life feels too big, you tend to…
A. Double down and push harder
B. Ghost everyone and dissociate in bed
C. Light a metaphorical match and start something wild
D. Clean the kitchen and cry a little
4. Your body feels like…
A. Tense shoulders, clenched jaw, wired but tired
B. Heavy, foggy, like it’s somewhere else
C. Buzzing, restless, kind of sexy but also unhinged
D. Sluggish but functional, like an overworked laptop
5. Your current soundtrack would include:
A. Motivational girlboss podcast + lo-fi hustle beats
B. Rain sounds + Phoebe Bridgers
C. Beyoncé deep cuts + Sleater-Kinney
D. Brandi Carlile + Fleetwood Mac + voice memos to self
RESULTS: What’s your Reboot Archetype?
Count which letter you chose most:
Mostly A: 🏆 The Overachiever Gremlin
You’re wound tighter than a high ponytail. You’re trying so hard to prove you’re okay, you forgot to be okay. You need permission to do less and feel more.Mostly B: 🌚 The Tender Ghost
You’re emotionally hungover, energetically bankrupt, and probably underfed. You need warmth, softness, and safety—not another self-improvement plan.Mostly C: 🔥 The Spicy Phoenix
You’re fired up but directionless, like a hot mess with a vision board. You need grounding—but not at the expense of your flame.Mostly D: 🧺 The Cozy Realist
You’ve been through it and know the drill, but you still doubt yourself. You need structure with softness—and to remember you’re not behind.
Want to know what to actually do with this info?
Get personalized tools, rituals, and reset prompts based on your archetype here.
Need a softer start? I made a mini-kit you can grab for free here.
